Where is the sneakiest place you’ve read?

Mostly I read in my bed.  Sometimes in the guest room.  Occasionally in a hammock.  But sometimes, very rarely, I get sneaky about it.

When Scarlet came out, I read portions of it on my phone while I was at work. (Don’t tell my boss.)  I have read while on the phone.  I’ve read while walking.  Many times, I’ve read while on public transit (although that’s not particularly sneaky).  Recently, I did leave the office under the guise of getting some food, when in actuality I was curled up in the hallway with my Nook.  (Hey, it’s my break, right?)

Where do you like to read?  Are you usually in bed or on the couch, or do you like to sneak in a few pages wherever you can?